xxx return of xander cage movie

          xxx return of xander cage movie

Release Date: January 20, 2017

Summary: Xander Cage (Vin Diesel) is left for dead after an incident, though he secretly returns to action for a new, tough assignment with his handler Augustus Gibbons.

Speaking strictly for myself, Vin Diesel, here coming back to play Xander Cage, the James Bond of skateboarding character he originated in 2002’s “xXx” is the least exciting component of this 3D slam-bang fest.

I should put in for worker's comp for the extensive injuries I sustained watching the insulting, abysmal 3-D action thriller xXx: Return of Xander Cage, which  left me deeply traumatized and suffering from injuries to my eardrums, my eyes, my mind, my soul, my aesthetic sensibility, and my sense of decency.

A shameless, empty-headed, and repetitious heap of remarkably tedious CGI-enhanced action scenes slapped together by the otherwise reliable sci-fi and horror director D.J. Caruso (Disturbia, The Disappointments Room), xXx: Return of Xander Cage is the third film in the Vin Diesel-powered xXx franchise about espionage and international terrorism.

The series features the 49-year-old action figure as Xander Cage, an adrenaline-addled extreme-sports fanatic who is recruited by the National Security Agency to foil the dastardly conspiracies of anti-American evildoers. Once he kicks the bad guys where it really hurts, Cage goes back to his regular life, which he spends pulling off one absurd stunt after another to post online for his adoring fans.